3.10.2011

Full Disclosure

Ok.
Full disclosure.
I'm absolutely completely biased towards and inexplicably the father of the subject herein.

The Bean (As I often refer to her) received her latest report card today.
They don't give actual "Grades" yet.
It's mostly 1's 2's 3's, Satisfactory's, *, <, x, and ^'s.
Things are fine.
She's doing great.
Nothing too remarkable.
She's got mostly 1's and 2's with a few S's and thrown in there.
One of the line items that received a 3 ( "Developing") was "Organization" under the "Writing Development" section.
I thought something like; "Huh. I guess she's just still figuring that part out, after all this is still first grade right?"
No worries.

Then, in the packet of classwork she brought home with said report card, came this:


One day one hundred pieces of candy fell from the sky.
"I told my family. so we gatherd some and we studyed them and it tuernd out that the candy was magical! So we told the presedent. He said that if you eat one you will tern into a kind of animol. And different tips of candys turn you into different tips of animols. Like a tootsearol will turn you into a owl, and a candycain turns you into a mouse.

ps. 5 years laider it rained mice.

ppss. the clouds looked like tootsieroles."


I'm not worried about 3's in organization.